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lobsterfone mini

Is that a lobster in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

For those with small pockets, the lobsterfone mini is perfect. About the same length as the average mobile phone (12cm), you can take this slim sea-creature anywhere you go.

And just like the lobsterfone maxi, it is easily attached and removed from your phone...as many times as you like!

£7 . 50 (inc. p+p*)

did you know...

...that Salvador aligned his lobsterphone so that you speak into the lobster's private bits? That's taking the lobster loving a bit too far, so you can attach your lobster in whatever way you like.

t-shirts

lobsterfone t-shirts

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Use the links below to buy now with PayPal. For orders of more item than one reduced postage is available, so drop us a line. Contact us too if you’d rather pay by other means.

mini

lobsterfone mini
** phones not included! **

maxi

lobsterfone maxi

limited edition lobsterfone t-shirts

Get with the latest fashion! Available in both men’s and women’s, and in S, M and L sizes you can look at home like a lobster in “seabed grey” or any lobster’s perfect accompaniment, “golden butter yellow”.

These are a limited edition exclusively for this winter so make you’re wearing yours before stocks are gone!

Important! When ordering, please send us a message after completing PayPal Checkout with your desired style (guy/girl), size (S/M/L) and colour (grey/yellow).

 

lobsterfone canvas tote bags

Now you can carry all your bits and bobs -- even your lobsterfone -- in style in these lobsterfone.com cotton shoulder bags. For both he and she.

 

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lobsterfone maxi

The lobsterfone maxi, at about 24cm in length, is ideal for landlines. Even for your cordless landline. Because lobsters don't even have spinal chords, they're actually arthropods.

Even so, it looks great attached to a mobile phone, making your phone a talking point in many ways.

£13 (inc. p+p*)

tote bags: what will you put in yours?

lobsterfone tote bag
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* important stuff

Postage and packing (p+p) rates apply to uk mainland only, delivery to international addresses will incur a slightly higher cost.

Read full ordering terms+conditions and all that kind of thing.

multiple items

If you'd like to buy more than one, you'll be able to save on postage costs. Get in touch and we'll give you a quote!